Apparently, people aren't the only ones waiting for fiber to come to their area. Once upon a time, a squirrel came along an expensive fiber-optic FiOS line and decided to rewire some of it for his little cavern.
"I lost my FiOS connectivity Saturday morning, rendering my Verizon (VZ) triple-play package of voice, data, and television inoperative. The culprit? Squirrels," writes Andrew Schmitt.
Click here to read the terrible tale "Squirrels Ate My FiOS
." While this is definitely tragic, I still believe it comes in second to "Russian squirrel pack kills dog